a lot of people ask me why i hate being a female so much,

1. the feminist jokes
2. the "make me a sandwich" jokes
3. the fact that it's wrong for me to eat wings and get dirty
4. i have to shower everyday
5. i have to look pretty all the time
6. i cant be in a kickass band
7. i can't trust anyone
8. all girls are backstabbers or bitches
9. i would get all the ladies if i was a man.