i want a really inappropriate boyfriend.

not one that is all sexually inappropriate, but totally doesn't fit what people think i would date. i want a boy who is scruffy and has chub on him and wears tacky clothes and leather jackets with me. a boy who will drink beer in the back of a truck with me but not to get drunk, but just because it's his favorite drink. a boy who will totally let me drive his truck into cardboard boxes and random shit just for the hell of it. I want a boy who doesn't want to go to parties, but would rather stay home and play video games all night. someone who will marry me one day and own ten thousand dogs, most of which are big enough for me to ride like a horse. i want someone who will send me text messages or twitter updates from across the room because he doesn't feel like climbing over all the animals to get to me because they are being too cute to disturb. A boy who doesn't give a fuck what I look like and doesn't mind that I am more than likely one of the guys.  A boy who will start a band with me or a record label with me. A boy who will give me a whole room in the house for my guitars or other instruments, or will teach my to play drums, even if he's an amateur too.

one of those would be fabulous.